MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAYYYY
so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy
wait a minute this isn’t my homework
this is tumblr
how did this happen
if someone says they dont want to be touched
- dont touch them
- dont fucking touch them
- actually dont touch them
- dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable
- THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM
also dont continue touching them bc you think their reaction is cute
Especially the last point
He was just trying to make Sammy’s favorite sandwich
you could’ve just gouged my eyes out with a spoon, it might’ve hurt less
how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you
- garbage cans
- dog shit
- asshole people
- those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what
Sometimes I feel like nothing is good enough for tumblr. Disney portrays a strong female character. It’s not good enough because she’s white. Google does something for Elimination of Violence Against Women day. It’s not good enough because it’s not smacked in your face. You have to cherish the little victories, folks. The cup isn’t always half empty.
FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING SAYS IT
"Anaconda" - Nicki Minaj
Choreography by: Jeffrey Caluag & Dimitri Mendez
They went in
This gave me eternal life.
lol they go in at :38 though
this gets pretty loud be careful
I had never even considered the range of emotions these two go through in this part
Rude by Magic (Gypsy Jazz) (Cover) by KAT Padlan
SOOO, everyone has been covering this song, and I decided to go ahead and do it as well BUT with my routinely jazz and sultry twists.
Please take a listen and tell me what you think!
Comment, like, reblogs.
If enough people want it, I can post the MP3 :D