Breathe In

coyotelips:

MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAYYYY

operate:

cravings:

when a teacher asks me a question and demands a super quick answer

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sun-thief-rai:

lauriejuspeczyk:

so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy

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eccentric-disney:

wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen

anarchistpizzasociety:

dicekind:

xainagal:

if someone says they dont want to be touched

  • dont touch them
  • dont fucking touch them
  • actually dont touch them
  • dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable
  • THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM

also dont continue touching them bc you think their reaction is cute

Especially the last point

kayleefabulous:

MY ANACONDA-

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celestial-sexhair:

He was just trying to make Sammy’s favorite sandwich

you could’ve just gouged my eyes out with a spoon, it might’ve hurt less

clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what

resident-hobbit:

rach-quit:

Sometimes I feel like nothing is good enough for tumblr. Disney portrays a strong female character. It’s not good enough because she’s white. Google does something for Elimination of Violence Against Women day. It’s not good enough because it’s not smacked in your face. You have to cherish the little victories, folks. The cup isn’t always half empty.

FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING SAYS IT 

FUCKING FINALLY 

edwardspoonhands:

imsirius:

(x)

Someday, everyone will be dead.

mrcheyl:

dre3k:

kayla-kunt:

yuu-ung:

jeffreycaluag:

"Anaconda" - Nicki Minaj 

Choreography by: Jeffrey Caluag & Dimitri Mendez

They went in

This gave me eternal life.

lol they go in at :38 though

277,772 plays

pizzaback:

dajo42:

this gets pretty loud be careful

I had never even considered the range of emotions these two go through in this part

kaht:

Rude by Magic (Gypsy Jazz) (Cover) by KAT Padlan

SOOO, everyone has been covering this song, and I decided to go ahead and do it as well BUT with my routinely jazz and sultry twists.

Please take a listen and tell me what you think!

Comment, like, reblogs.

If enough people want it, I can post the MP3 :D